A candle in a clear glass jar with a festive label reading 'Santa's Dirty Sack' and showing a red Santa sack with a 'Naughty List' note, on a white background.

Santa's Dirty Sack Adult Christmas Candle

$38.00
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  • A candle in a clear glass jar with a festive label reading 'Santa's Dirty Sack' and showing a red Santa sack with a 'Naughty List' note, on a white background.
  • A candle in a clear glass jar with a festive label reading 'Santa's Dirty Sack' and showing a red Santa sack with a 'Naughty List' note, on a grey background.
  • A hand with red nail polish holds a glass jar candle labeled 'Santa's Dirty Sack' above a white gift bag with red snowflakes, set against a festive Christmas tree background.
Santa's Dirty Sack Adult Christmas Candle
NAUGHTY LIST

Santa's Dirty Sack Adult Christmas Candle

$38.00
Shipping $8
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60-day returns
  • 13.75 oz glass jar
  • 60 to 80 hour burn
  • 100% USA soy wax
  • Hand-poured in New England

Scent: Cinnamon & Sugar

Cinnamon and brown sugar. This is the plate I actually finish. The reindeer get what’s left and they know it.

Notes: Top: Cinnamon Stick & Lemon Zest · Mid: Brown Sugar & Pralines · Base: Vanilla Extract

Santa Answers Boring Questions

Description

Every name on that sack is somebody I've met at least twice. Amber, Crystal, Brittany, and the list goes on. So does the Naughty List.
60-Day "Let's Be Reasonable" Returns

Didn't land? You've got 60 days from delivery. I'll send you a prepaid return label, you send the candle back, I refund you.

That's the whole policy. I've been doing this a long time and I've learned not to overcomplicate things.

One rule: at least half the candle comes back. I'm reasonable. I'm also keeping a list.

Cracked or broken when it arrived? Don't send it back. Send me a photo within 10 days and I'll make it right.
Ships Quick From New England

Your order leaves the workshop in 1 to 2 business days and lands in 2 to 4. Eight bucks flat, free over $75.

Order by December 12 and it's under the tree. After that I'll move as fast as the sleigh allows, but I'm not promising the 25th.

I used to do the whole planet in one night. The elves have unionized since then.
What's In This Candle?

Pure 100% USA soy wax. Not a blend. I checked.

Phthalate-free fragrance.

Cotton and paper wick. No lead, no zinc. I breathe enough chimney soot as it is.
Candle Care

First burn, give it 2 to 3 hours so the wax melts all the way to the glass. Cut it short and it tunnels. I’ve seen it. It’s sad.

Trim the wick to a quarter inch before each burn. Keep burns under 4 hours.

Keep it away from drafts, kids, pets and curtains. Stop when there’s a half inch of wax left.

Never leave it burning unattended. I do a lot of questionable things. That isn’t one of them.

Send something from Santa's Balls directly to your friends.

Packing slips don't list any pricing and you can add a gift message in the cart.

60-Day Returns

Full refund or exchange, plus a prepaid return label.

A red gift box with a return shipping label on it.

Santa Checked It Twice

Santa’s Candle Inspection Report

Pure USA soy wax NICE
Phthalate-free NICE
Cotton and paper wick NICE
Burns clean NICE
Hand-poured in New England NICE
Giving this as a gift NAUGHTY
Checked: Twice Inspector: Slick Wick the Elf
Approved by S. Claus

Are these naughty or nice? You decide.