Holiday Candles

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  • A novelty candle in a clear glass jar with white wax, featuring a printed label that reads 'Santa's Workshop' and 'Dear Elves, I quit.' with a torn paper note design and a knife holding the note to a wall.

    Dear Elves, I Quit - Santa Candle

    Dear Elves, I Quit - Santa Candle
    $38.00
  • A clear glass jar candle with white wax and a printed holiday label that reads 'Merry Christmas To Most Of You' with a green wreath and red bow on a white background.

    Merry Christmas To Most Of You Candle

    Merry Christmas To Most Of You Candle
    $38.00
  • A clear glass jar candle with white wax and a printed holiday label featuring a green Christmas tree, a small red ornament, and the text 'Merry Enough.' on a light blue background.

    Merry Enough Christmas Tree Christmas Candle

    Merry Enough Christmas Tree Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A candle featuring a snowman that melted around his uniform on the job as a lifeguard on a warm tropical beach. 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS' is written on top with a sunny tropical scene in the background.

    Follow Your Dreams Lifeguard Snowman Funny Christmas Candle

    Follow Your Dreams Lifeguard Snowman Funny Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A candle featuring a snowman that melted around his uniform on the job as a fireman. 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS' is written on top with a fire truck in the background.

    Follow Your Dreams Firefighter Snowman Funny Christmas Candle

    Follow Your Dreams Firefighter Snowman Funny Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A white jar candle with a clear glass lid and a colorful front label featuring Santa Claus sitting in a red sleigh under the words 'I ALWAYS SLEIGH' in large gold letters.

    I Always Sleigh Funny Santa Candle

    I Always Sleigh Funny Santa Candle
    $38.00
  • A soy tall candle with 'MERRY CRISIS EVERYONE' and shows Santa Claus holding a broken globe. The candle is photographed on a clean white background.

    Merry Crisis Everyone Funny Santa Candle

    Merry Crisis Everyone Funny Santa Candle
    $38.00
  • Candle showing Santa was caught cheating on Mrs Claus because Santa opened an account on a dating app. It shows Mrs. Claus holding her phone showing Santa's profile photo holding a small reindeer.

    Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle

    Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle
    $38.00
  • A holiday candle featuring the word 'JOY' in large red marquee letters. The word joy is broken with lights that will not shine and a cracked letter Y. There is a taped note on it that says Out Of Service.

    Joy Is Out of Service Candle

    Joy Is Out of Service Candle
    $38.00
  • A white jar candle with a graphic showing a green dumpster with a holiday wreath and red bow, with orange flames coming out of the top under the text 'EVEN CHRISTMAS CAN'T FIX THIS' in red.

    Christmas Dumpster Fire Funny Candle

    Christmas Dumpster Fire Funny Candle
    $38.00
  • A humorous Christmas-themed candle that reads 'SLEIGH MY ' and features Mrs Claus posing sufggestively in front of Santa's sleigh

    Sleigh My Ass Mrs. Claus Christmas Candle

    Sleigh My Ass Mrs. Claus Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A novelty candle in a clear glass jar designed to look like a can of nuts, featuring a vintage-style label that reads 'Santa's Mixed Nuts' and 'Extra Salty' as the tag line with an illustration of assorted nuts on a cream background.

    Santa's Mixed Nuts Funny Christmas Candle

    Santa's Mixed Nuts Funny Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A candle in a clear glass jar with a festive label reading 'Santa's Dirty Sack' and showing a red Santa sack with a 'Naughty List' note, on a white background.

    Santa's Dirty Sack Adult Christmas Candle

    Santa's Dirty Sack Adult Christmas Candle
    $38.00
  • A large clear glass jar candle with white wax and a festive printed label reading 'Jack's Frosting'. The label shows a snowman in a kitchen scene with a grin on his face as he is making a cake with is frosting.

    Jack's Frosting Naughty Snowman Candle

    Jack's Frosting Naughty Snowman Candle
    $38.00
  • A large white candle in a clear glass jar with a printed wraparound label reading 'Free Reindeer Rides' and showing three elves in festive clothing against a snowy mountain scene. The candle is photographed on a plain white background.

    Free Reindeer Rides Naughty Elf Candle

    Free Reindeer Rides Naughty Elf Candle
    $38.00
  • A large glass jar candle with white wax and a festive 'Santa's Balls' holiday graphic label, shown on a clean white background.

    Santa's Balls Original Christmas Candle

    Santa's Balls Original Christmas Candle
    $38.00