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Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle
$38.00
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Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle
$38.00
Shipping $8
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60-day returns
- 13.75 oz glass jar
- 60 to 80 hour burn
- 100% USA soy wax
- Hand-poured in New England
Scent: Vanilla Bean
Warm vanilla, cocoa and whipped cream. Mrs. Claus bakes with this, which is why the suit keeps getting let out.
Notes: Top: Vanilla Bean · Mid: Tonka · Base: Whipped Cocoa
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Description
Mrs. Claus found my Sleigher profile. The photo is me holding a reindeer, because I'm not posing with a fish like the rest of you. I'm on my own list now.60-Day "Let's Be Reasonable" Returns
Didn't land? You've got 60 days from delivery. I'll send you a prepaid return label, you send the candle back, I refund you.
That's the whole policy. I've been doing this a long time and I've learned not to overcomplicate things.
One rule: at least half the candle comes back. I'm reasonable. I'm also keeping a list.
Cracked or broken when it arrived? Don't send it back. Send me a photo within 10 days and I'll make it right.
Ships Quick From New England
Your order leaves the workshop in 1 to 2 business days and lands in 2 to 4. Eight bucks flat, free over $75.
Order by December 12 and it's under the tree. After that I'll move as fast as the sleigh allows, but I'm not promising the 25th.
I used to do the whole planet in one night. The elves have unionized since then.
What's In This Candle?
Pure 100% USA soy wax. Not a blend. I checked.
Phthalate-free fragrance.
Cotton and paper wick. No lead, no zinc. I breathe enough chimney soot as it is.
Candle Care
First burn, give it 2 to 3 hours so the wax melts all the way to the glass. Cut it short and it tunnels. I’ve seen it. It’s sad.
Trim the wick to a quarter inch before each burn. Keep burns under 4 hours.
Keep it away from drafts, kids, pets and curtains. Stop when there’s a half inch of wax left.
Never leave it burning unattended. I do a lot of questionable things. That isn’t one of them.
60-Day Returns
Full refund or exchange, plus a prepaid return label.
Santa’s Candle Inspection Report
Pure USA soy wax
NICE
Phthalate-free
NICE
Cotton and paper wick
NICE
Burns clean
NICE
Hand-poured in New England
NICE
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