A festive Christmas night scene with a woman in a red Santa-style dress and hat leaning on a sleigh in a snowy village. The background shows snow-covered pine trees, a warmly lit cabin, and a dark blue night sky.
MKrs Claus Candle showing her with a smile on her facve and pushing a sleigh in the snow

Sleigh My Ass Candle

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Questionable gifts for unfortunate friends

A hand with red nail polish holds a personalized Christmas candle in a clear glass jar above a snowflake-patterned gift bag. The candle has a white wax body and a printed label featuring Santa and the text 'Sleigh' and 'Santa, 254'.

For the friend who’d be insulted by a Nice one

Candle showing Santa was caught cheating on Mrs Claus because Santa opened an account on a dating app. It shows Mrs. Claus holding her phone showing Santa's profile photo holding a small reindeer.

Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle

Santa Made the Naughty List Funny Candle
$38.00
A large clear glass jar candle with white wax and a festive printed label reading 'Jack's Frosting'. The label shows a snowman in a kitchen scene with a grin on his face as he is making a cake with is frosting.

Jack's Frosting Naughty Snowman Candle

Jack's Frosting Naughty Snowman Candle
$38.00
A large white candle in a clear glass jar with a printed wraparound label reading 'Free Reindeer Rides' and showing three elves in festive clothing against a snowy mountain scene. The candle is photographed on a plain white background.

Free Reindeer Rides Naughty Elf Candle

Free Reindeer Rides Naughty Elf Candle
$38.00
A large glass jar candle with white wax and a festive 'Santa's Balls' holiday graphic label, shown on a clean white background.

Santa's Balls Original Christmas Candle

Santa's Balls Original Christmas Candle
$38.00
A humorous Christmas-themed candle that reads 'SLEIGH MY ' and features Mrs Claus posing sufggestively in front of Santa's sleigh

Sleigh My Ass Mrs. Claus Christmas Candle

Sleigh My Ass Mrs. Claus Christmas Candle
$38.00
A novelty candle in a clear glass jar designed to look like a can of nuts, featuring a vintage-style label that reads 'Santa's Mixed Nuts' and 'Extra Salty' as the tag line with an illustration of assorted nuts on a cream background.

Santa's Mixed Nuts Funny Christmas Candle

Santa's Mixed Nuts Funny Christmas Candle
$38.00
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A logo-style graphic reading 'Santa's Balls' in large cream script with dark navy outlines, above a red rectangular stamp-like banner that says 'OUT IN THE WILD.' on a white background.
A lit candle in a clear glass jar labeled 'Santa's Dirty Sack' by Santa's Bells, shown on a dark tabletop with a red holiday ornament beside it. The background shows a softly blurred indoor room with curtains and furniture.
A lit white candle in a clear glass jar with a festive Christmas label reading 'Sleigh My Ass,' placed on a dark speckled countertop beside a small white reindeer figurine.
A hand holding a clear glass jar candle with a cream-colored wax body and a colorful front label reading 'SANTA'S BALLS' with an illustration of Santa holding two gold Christmas ornaments.
A white wax candle in a clear glass jar with a colorful beach-themed label that reads 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS,' set on a dark wooden surface.
A candle jar labeled 'Santa's Balls' with a Santa Claus illustration sits on a white marble bathroom counter next to a black glass vessel sink and a potted green plant.

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A white jar candle with a clear glass lid and a colorful front label featuring Santa Claus sitting in a red sleigh under the words 'I ALWAYS SLEIGH' in large gold letters.

I Always Sleigh Funny Santa Candle

I Always Sleigh Funny Santa Candle
$38.00
A holiday candle featuring the word 'JOY' in large red marquee letters. The word joy is broken with lights that will not shine and a cracked letter Y. There is a taped note on it that says Out Of Service.

Joy Is Out of Service Candle

Joy Is Out of Service Candle
$38.00
A white jar candle with a graphic showing a green dumpster with a holiday wreath and red bow, with orange flames coming out of the top under the text 'EVEN CHRISTMAS CAN'T FIX THIS' in red.

Christmas Dumpster Fire Funny Candle

Christmas Dumpster Fire Funny Candle
$38.00
A soy tall candle with 'MERRY CRISIS EVERYONE' and shows Santa Claus holding a broken globe. The candle is photographed on a clean white background.

Merry Crisis Everyone Funny Santa Candle

Merry Crisis Everyone Funny Santa Candle
$38.00
A candle featuring a snowman that melted around his uniform on the job as a lifeguard on a warm tropical beach. 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS' is written on top with a sunny tropical scene in the background.

Follow Your Dreams Lifeguard Snowman Funny Christmas Candle

Follow Your Dreams Lifeguard Snowman Funny Christmas Candle
$38.00
A candle featuring a snowman that melted around his uniform on the job as a fireman. 'FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS' is written on top with a fire truck in the background.

Follow Your Dreams Firefighter Snowman Funny Christmas Candle

Follow Your Dreams Firefighter Snowman Funny Christmas Candle
$38.00
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Santa Checked It Twice

Santa’s Candle Inspection Report

Pure USA soy wax NICE
Phthalate-free NICE
Cotton and paper wick NICE
Burns clean NICE
Hand-poured in New England NICE
Giving this as a gift NAUGHTY
Checked: Twice Inspector: Slick Wick the Elf
Approved by S. Claus